It is easy to compete in the POTM, it is much harder to achieve the ultimate goal:

The POTM Consolation Awards!

The coveted BEST NAME award - an award envied by all and worthy of bragging rights for all time goes to ... (drum roll)

Nobody. I feel it necessary to hold back this coveted award for XWORDS. Perhaps it is my fault - the goal should be made clearer! With entry names like "1x", and "X2", and "4th_Version" finishing in the top 20 it is obvious that most of you spent too much time on the actual programming and have forgotten the real POTM competition: to come up with a program name that is worthy of recognition. That said ... I will invent some "new" program name awards.

Most Cryptic Program Name

Goes to mongbei for airacuara ... which is Araucaria backwards ... which means "Monkey Puzzle" which is the name of a tree. AND, the pseudonym of a renowned crossword puzzle creator. Check the link: http://www.crossword.org.uk/arauc.htm. All of which, on reflection, causes me to re-instate the BEST NAME award:

The coveted BEST NAME award - an award envied by all and worthy of bragging rights for all time goes to ... (another drum roll)

mongbei for "airacuara" ... for all the reasons stated above!

Program name with the best/worst Pun

Goes to mmammel for "gibes" ... which he explains are "cross words"

Best non-C entry

Was mjs for WordCracker1_31 in python ... honorable mention to MCross from Magus for his perl entry.

Skinniest entry that actually did something

goes to mjs for WordCracker1_31 ... Mike set his goals a bit differently from the top finishers, but still managed an 11th place finish with a 96 line commented python program. Check out his source code here.

Best Use Of the Flipper Square

The participants (for the most part) didn't make much use of the flipper square - those that did generally tried to fit a word or two in at the end using the flipper. Whether or not michael's use of the flipper square is the difference that enabled WordOMatic to win so decisively will be discussed for years, but I just think this excerpt from his solution to DECLARATION deserves presentation:

Best AWK entry

Why am I the only one that sees the beauty of awk? Nonetheless - it appears to be a surefire way to win an award for myself.

The Procrastination Award

to DanHostetler for TripleWordScore - submitted on February 28th at 23:56 - four minutes before the deadline. Even more surprising is that TripleWordScore didn't make an appearance until 9:00 on the evening of the 28th. Still more surprise: TripleWordScore finished in third place.

Best Scammer Award

goes to GlopGlop. Early versions of his entry were canned solutions - a completely legitimate subterfuge frequently employed by participants to achieve high placement on the system test lists. The wrinkle is that GlopGlop inserted a no-op loop (to accumulate processing time) in his code so it wasn't obvious that the solution was pre-computed. All is forgiven though, since an actual running entry was eventually submitted and achieved a respectable 26th place finish even with a timeout on OLOGIES. I view the timeout as quite apropos.

Best Reason for Competing

Goes to DanHostetler ... who wrote: "Ultimate frisbee is my current obsession. Fortunately, I was injured for long enough to complete the contest."

The "we all understand" award

goes to mongbei in Shanghai who lists what he does for fun: "Programming, learning philosophy, learning Chinese for fun. I have a family who have different ideas of fun!"


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